You identify as a pulse bot. You have a lunch box as well but that doesn't really matter. Your Big Alex and sniping stick exists solely to cheese Talented and Death by Proxy procs to bolster your pulse and maybe your lunch box as well. An LMB or Hunter sticky bomb will whisper sweet love to you and you will die. However, your lunch box will remind you of your alternative purpose in life so that doesn't matter.
You will wonder why you have a Big Alex. You must assert your dominance over your enemy through the power of suppression. The weak should fear the strong. You are strong, and that is why you have a Big Alex. The weak who die to you will allow you to show how Talented you are.
You will wonder why there are stability mods on your Big Alex. They are there to prevent you from making your pet rodent fall off the desk. You do not want to make your pet rodent fall off the desk. Feel free to unlock the limiters and use a VX-1 (12x) Scope and Omega Rifle Suppressor for Headshot Damage if you support mechanical rodent cruelty.
You will wonder why you have a sniping stick. A sniping stick is useful for taking the kill that is rightfully yours so you can show off how Talented you are.
You will wonder why you have three Skill Haste mod and not five. The Skill Haste cap is 50%. You will have 34% with three mods and your lunch box will provide 15%. At 49% Skill Haste, you will show off how cutting edge your two Skill Power mods will be as you pulse the enemy.
You will wonder why you have a lunch box and pulse. That is your purpose in life. Your innate and Talented desire to dominate the weak will feed back into your pulse to make it stronger.
You will not wonder why you have Triage and Combat Medic. All pulse bots know what these are for.
You will wonder why you have Death by Proxy and One is None. This is part of your plan to eradicate the weak and make yourself stronger, perpetuating the pulse strengthening chain.
You will wonder why Recovery Link is there. You are free to use whatever Link is needed for the situation at hand.
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